When my alarm goes off in the morning

whatshouldwecallme:

Accurate

raybolger:

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Every 20 minutes at work

whatshouldwecallme:

wbsrfn

minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best